March 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
February 2012
teacher: today we're watching a movie
class bursts into applause. one boy screams out his appreciation for the teacher. a few stand up and hug each other. there is a little tear at the corner of your eye.
teacher: here's your movie worksheet
the tear drips down your face
desterysmith:
i own about 400 shirts and 2 pairs of pants
